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racethewind10:

musingsofaraven:

kendralynora:

patredbru:

kendralynora:

sanctuary-for-everyone:

Wikipedia is a nerdsbian and I am proud.


I thought it funny that HG’s nationality was listed but Myka’s wasn’t. Probably because Wikipedia is conflicted whether or not it should tell the truth and say Canadian, or if it should keep her secret and say American.

Ah, Myka is American. Joanne is Canadian.

Yes! good, you keep telling people that. Myka Bering and her parents are TOTALLY American!


you can thank gainesm for that. she fought tooth and nail to get that to be there.

The Berings: as American as as maple syrup on a beaver

racethewind10:

musingsofaraven:

kendralynora:

patredbru:

kendralynora:

sanctuary-for-everyone:

Wikipedia is a nerdsbian and I am proud.

I thought it funny that HG’s nationality was listed but Myka’s wasn’t. Probably because Wikipedia is conflicted whether or not it should tell the truth and say Canadian, or if it should keep her secret and say American.

Ah, Myka is American. Joanne is Canadian.

Yes! good, you keep telling people that. Myka Bering and her parents are TOTALLY American!

you can thank gainesm for that. she fought tooth and nail to get that to be there.

The Berings: as American as as maple syrup on a beaver

(Source: theavocadointhetardis)

rainbowthundercunt:

I didn’t even wait for all the gifs to load before I reblogged this…

(Source: neuroticpaint, via mrsbeckieb)

vitupera:

trelkez:

onionhighonionandrenown:

how-i-met-my-otp:

mysweetcupoftea:

HIMYM AU: Barney finds out that Robin works for S.H.I.E.L.D as Agent Hill (Part 1)

They’re mixing two different universes together and yet it still makes waaay more sense than the finale.

….you know what, it really does.

HIMYM finale headcanon accepted. And then they pretend to get divorced and Robin/Maria distances herself from her friends and a couple years later someone captures footage of Maria Hill during a big superhero battle and she has to come clean to everybody and THEY ALL RESUME BEING FRIENDS AND NONE OF THE REST OF THE FINALE HAPPENS and also, later, the group accidentally meets the Avengers, and Barney spends the entire time convinced Tony is hitting on Robin (which Tony plays into to screw with him) and Lily, Tracy and Natasha disappear somewhere to bond and Steve is both charmed and weirded out by Marshall and Ted is left to try and socialize with Clint, who just sits there quietly letting Ted dig himself a deeper and deeper hole as his questions and overtures get more and more awkward. 

And Robin/Maria is all, “I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN. I KNEW IT. KNOCK THAT OFF RIGHT NOW. YES, YOU.”

So Tony lets Barney off the hook and Barney immediately starts awkwardly fanboying all over him, and Clint lets Ted off the hook and cracks up and Ted is all “wait what you have a facial expression?!

And Robin/Maria goes to find Natasha and drink until the whole thing is over. Never again. This is never happening ever again. (It happens again.)

THE ULTIMATE FIX-IT

(via thesoundofyourheartinyourhead)

221b-bagend-street-badwolf:

only-slightly-insane:

yourfavoriteantihero:

we-who-swear-in-the-angels-name:

amosanguis:

andrysb24:

spooky-tomanii:

I’M 600% DONE.

OMFG I nearly spit Coke on my students taking a practice test

Forever reblog.

I’m sorry I have to reblog this simply because there are teachers who are on tumblr, the fandom part of tumblr, during class. You’re f***ing awesome.

MY REAL OTP

I nearly spit Coke on my students
you are my hero, random fandom teacher

RANDOM FANDOM TEACHER

221b-bagend-street-badwolf:

only-slightly-insane:

yourfavoriteantihero:

we-who-swear-in-the-angels-name:

amosanguis:

andrysb24:

spooky-tomanii:

I’M 600% DONE.

OMFG I nearly spit Coke on my students taking a practice test

Forever reblog.

I’m sorry I have to reblog this simply because there are teachers who are on tumblr, the fandom part of tumblr, during class. You’re f***ing awesome.

MY REAL OTP

I nearly spit Coke on my students

you are my hero, random fandom teacher

RANDOM FANDOM TEACHER

(via thesoundofyourheartinyourhead)

fuckyeahmelancholy:

Mrs. F: Hi, Myka, how are your ovaries?
Myka: That seems like a really personal and unprofessional question to ask.
Mrs. F: Nonsense, I just had a similar conversation with Pete.
***
Mrs. F: Pete, have you considered drinking orange juice out of someone’s ass?
Pete: Sorry, I just don’t think that’s for me.
Mrs. F: Well, often a crisis can change someone’s priorities. You wouldn’t want to be closed to the possibility of drinking orange juice out of someone’s ass, would you? I’m just saying, some men may say they don’t like drinking orange juice out of someone’s ass, but can a man ever really be fulfilled without drinking orange juice out of an ass?
***
Artie: Claudia, your sister was Dark Phoenix, sorry.
Jinks: Whoa, so Myka’s lover was killed by an Artifact, Pete’s the son of a Regent, and Claudia both had her parents killed by an Artifact AND her brother was imprisoned in an alternate dimension by one. Isn’t this a little suspicious?
Claudia: I have a brother?
***
Pete: Janet Varney, TV’s Korra the Avatar? What are you doing here?
Janet Varney: I heard you had a forced, awkward romance to shoehorn into your show. I came as soon as I heard. Anyway, I had no romantic interest in my partner either, but then I was a lesbian for a little while, the world almost got destroyed, I had a health scare, my sister was Amy Acker—I don’t know, might be some parallel with your life, who knows? The important thing is, me and my new husband argue all the time, especially over him ogling scantily-clad women ten feet away from me. So, if you want your own contemptuous, barely functional relationship, you’d better get on that. Babies.
Myka: So, she and her partner got married, huh?
Pete: I guess good partners are good partners. Murtaugh and Riggs. Rusty and Cohle. Ice-T and Richard Belzer. If you work well together, you should fuck.
***
Pete: Myka, just so you know, if you ever want to settle for a loveless relationship based only on the drive to procreate based on a neurotic awareness of your own dwindling mortality, I’m here for you.
Myka: Stop, my panties are getting wet!
***
Claudia: Claire, I love you and I know you were put into a coma for your own good. But it’s the last season and every single female on this show must be heterosexually paired off, so I’m gonna wake you up to help me find a husband. It’s either that or marry Artie. 

fuckyeahmelancholy:

Mrs. F: Hi, Myka, how are your ovaries?

Myka: That seems like a really personal and unprofessional question to ask.

Mrs. F: Nonsense, I just had a similar conversation with Pete.

***

Mrs. F: Pete, have you considered drinking orange juice out of someone’s ass?

Pete: Sorry, I just don’t think that’s for me.

Mrs. F: Well, often a crisis can change someone’s priorities. You wouldn’t want to be closed to the possibility of drinking orange juice out of someone’s ass, would you? I’m just saying, some men may say they don’t like drinking orange juice out of someone’s ass, but can a man ever really be fulfilled without drinking orange juice out of an ass?

***

Artie: Claudia, your sister was Dark Phoenix, sorry.

Jinks: Whoa, so Myka’s lover was killed by an Artifact, Pete’s the son of a Regent, and Claudia both had her parents killed by an Artifact AND her brother was imprisoned in an alternate dimension by one. Isn’t this a little suspicious?

Claudia: I have a brother?

***

Pete: Janet Varney, TV’s Korra the Avatar? What are you doing here?

Janet Varney: I heard you had a forced, awkward romance to shoehorn into your show. I came as soon as I heard. Anyway, I had no romantic interest in my partner either, but then I was a lesbian for a little while, the world almost got destroyed, I had a health scare, my sister was Amy Acker—I don’t know, might be some parallel with your life, who knows? The important thing is, me and my new husband argue all the time, especially over him ogling scantily-clad women ten feet away from me. So, if you want your own contemptuous, barely functional relationship, you’d better get on that. Babies.

Myka: So, she and her partner got married, huh?

Pete: I guess good partners are good partners. Murtaugh and Riggs. Rusty and Cohle. Ice-T and Richard Belzer. If you work well together, you should fuck.

***

Pete: Myka, just so you know, if you ever want to settle for a loveless relationship based only on the drive to procreate based on a neurotic awareness of your own dwindling mortality, I’m here for you.

Myka: Stop, my panties are getting wet!

***

Claudia: Claire, I love you and I know you were put into a coma for your own good. But it’s the last season and every single female on this show must be heterosexually paired off, so I’m gonna wake you up to help me find a husband. It’s either that or marry Artie. 

(via racethewind10)

Favourite Fictional Females:

Lorna Corbett (Bomb Girls)

"It’s easy for vain and foolish girls to be cruel."

(via savebombgirls)

silentdimension:

Still the most amazing opening credits ever.

silentdimension:

Still the most amazing opening credits ever.

(via doctorwho)

anursingdegreeinfeelings:

And they lived happily ever after made tapas…

(via racethewind10)